I want to start by first apologizing for my recent harsh attacks on everyone on the planet...I need to calm down...Things arent that bad...It was a nice day in miami today aside from the obnoxious fools driving in this town, and the senseless graft and corruption...
The news media had a great week, and I only spent $39.00 to refill my truck with gas today...
The Pope has slipped away quietly, and (in a puff of smoke, so to speak) has launched a brand new career in the real estate game...
As he explained to me from his secret villa in South America (that is all I can give you on his location) he was just ready to move on to a new career with less responsibility and ready for more "Fun" in his life.
Johnny Paul, (as he now goes by) has started a small brokerage and would appreciate all of your interest in investment opportunities. Hey! Im not makin this up!
On the darker side of life, Michael "Jacko" Jackson has decided to release a new product, to help fund his defense trial...Its a doll. A replica of himself which is anatomically correct...(no nose) that you can pull the string on the back and it will tickle you and fondle you, then blow you.
You have to be under age 12 to purchase the doll, and it has a pocket where the nose would otherwise be, so you can hide your crack pipe. It comes with accessories too, a small flask of "Jesus juice" and a dirty magazine, autographed by The Jacko himself.
Its part of the new Neverland Collection which will be available in department stores by May 1st.
Attorney, Johnny "Cockoran" was unusually silent on the matter.
The news media had a great week, and I only spent $39.00 to refill my truck with gas today...
The Pope has slipped away quietly, and (in a puff of smoke, so to speak) has launched a brand new career in the real estate game...
As he explained to me from his secret villa in South America (that is all I can give you on his location) he was just ready to move on to a new career with less responsibility and ready for more "Fun" in his life.
Johnny Paul, (as he now goes by) has started a small brokerage and would appreciate all of your interest in investment opportunities. Hey! Im not makin this up!
On the darker side of life, Michael "Jacko" Jackson has decided to release a new product, to help fund his defense trial...Its a doll. A replica of himself which is anatomically correct...(no nose) that you can pull the string on the back and it will tickle you and fondle you, then blow you.
You have to be under age 12 to purchase the doll, and it has a pocket where the nose would otherwise be, so you can hide your crack pipe. It comes with accessories too, a small flask of "Jesus juice" and a dirty magazine, autographed by The Jacko himself.
Its part of the new Neverland Collection which will be available in department stores by May 1st.
Attorney, Johnny "Cockoran" was unusually silent on the matter.
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