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Doctor Hormone has decided to give Cody The Amazing Wonderdog a repreive from execution!
After several hours of negotiation with the young Cub Scout who so bravely stepped up to save Codys life, Doctor Hormone has decided to instead enter into a joint business venture with The Wonderdog, manufacturing some wonderful Holiday Gift Kits...
Cody has agreed to help produce some beautiful Christmas Packages...sort of like the baskets you might get from Hallmark or something...
In the spirit of the holidays, we will be making several thousand of these to offer the public, our fans, for you to send to friends and family, and that special boss who has treated you so well all year.
And to be Politically correct, we will label these for any and all denominations creeds and colors, with special holiday greetings including those shown below!
Merry Christmas Scrooge!
Happy Kwanza Shitbag!
Happy Hanukka! Have a Tootsie Roll!
Have a Nice Ramadan, Loser!
Happy Winter Solstice Witch!
Have a Nice Non Holiday, PC Asshole!
Order a Holiday Shit Basket today! They are only $49.95! Discounts for group orders!
Anyway, we have decided that Cody still has at least the season to make his master a rich man, and as orders pour in, we will endeavor to make this a happy holiday season...
So...Cody will be spared at least through the Holiday season, and if all goes well maybe on into 2005. Otherwise, if orders go poorly, I shoot the dog on January 1 2005!
Place your order today, to help save Codys life!
Doctor Hormone has decided to give Cody The Amazing Wonderdog a repreive from execution!
After several hours of negotiation with the young Cub Scout who so bravely stepped up to save Codys life, Doctor Hormone has decided to instead enter into a joint business venture with The Wonderdog, manufacturing some wonderful Holiday Gift Kits...
Cody has agreed to help produce some beautiful Christmas Packages...sort of like the baskets you might get from Hallmark or something...
In the spirit of the holidays, we will be making several thousand of these to offer the public, our fans, for you to send to friends and family, and that special boss who has treated you so well all year.
And to be Politically correct, we will label these for any and all denominations creeds and colors, with special holiday greetings including those shown below!
Merry Christmas Scrooge!
Happy Kwanza Shitbag!
Happy Hanukka! Have a Tootsie Roll!
Have a Nice Ramadan, Loser!
Happy Winter Solstice Witch!
Have a Nice Non Holiday, PC Asshole!
Order a Holiday Shit Basket today! They are only $49.95! Discounts for group orders!
Anyway, we have decided that Cody still has at least the season to make his master a rich man, and as orders pour in, we will endeavor to make this a happy holiday season...
So...Cody will be spared at least through the Holiday season, and if all goes well maybe on into 2005. Otherwise, if orders go poorly, I shoot the dog on January 1 2005!
Place your order today, to help save Codys life!
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