Breaking Idiot News!...
Daryl Hannah was holed up in a walnut tree at an urban garden near downtown Los Angeles for much of the morning Tuesday.
Hannah and activist John Quigley were removed from the tree by firefighters in a cherry picker after protesting the eviction of farmers in an urban garden near downtown Los Angeles.
For years, about 350 farmers have been using the 14-acre land to grow crops and flowers. But the property owner, Ralph Horowitz, now wants to build a warehouse.
Now for the last month Darryl Hanna has been hugging this tree in protest of the owners decision to use his own property as he sees fit.
Hey Darryl! If you really care, why dont you and your hippie throwback pals just buy the property? Im sure that you and your Hollywood Bozo pals could raise the money.
This is what happens when you let a mermaid climb trees! Somebody give this gal some water...She's getting all scaly and crusty looking!
There are only two things that smell like fish...and one of them, is fish! In honor of her protest I had a nice piece of Tilapia covered with walnuts tonight. I barbecued it and it was delicious! MMMMM!
And in other news across the country,
City of Miami Commissioner Joe Arriola is still a complete arrogant idiot! No offense Joe you fatassed pathetic jerk!
That old fool Bill Clinton showed his ass as well by making a speech declaring that he and his former sidekick Al (Doomsday) Gore were now vindicated in declaring Republicans as evil earth hating monsters who were responsible for all of the global warming, and were without any morals.
Wow! Im wondering how much he (Clinton) was responsible for raising the earths temperature that night in the oval room while he was doing the "Cigar Insertion Thingy" Im sure it was warm in there! (The Oval Room, not the other thingy)
As Hillary Billy has often said..."It takes an idiot to molest a child" Ooops I meant, "It takes a child to "raise" an idiot" Er ahhh...oh nevermind....
And now the weather from Hell!
Tropical Storm Alberto was less than expected and all the idiots are cheering that the weather was less than expected...Its amazing how people can cheer over bad news thats less than they expected....Hey you clowns...start hoarding your gasoline, plywood, water and start practicing your bad manners and mean survival tactics and whining...
There are now three more tropical waves brewing in the Atlantic, and they are sure to visit Florida (the land called hell)very soon. The weather bureau says they are unlikely to visit south Florida with much impact, but im not buying any of it...in fact, as internet gambling sights begin gearing up for the latest craze in online betting...a new interest on hurricane betting has caught on and Im laying all bets on the eventuality of a major storm to hit Florida before July 4. Im willing to go 3-1 on Broward or Dade County getting clobbered before July 5.
More Stupid News:
Patrick Kennedy is in the news. Son of famous skilled driver Ted Kennedy, son Patrick appeared in court today for a driving infraction he committed last year by crashing his car, on his way to vote as a U.S. Congressman while under the influence of controlled substances. He was reluctantly sentenced to some minor public service duty and was excused without any further criminal record. Thanks dad for teaching me how to drive!
Rumor has it that dad Ted is going to begin swimming lessons for son Pat in case he has occasion to bring a date home over a bridge in the future....If only Jack coulda spent more time teaching John John to fly...
Sports:
In closing, some stupid foreigners beat some other stupid foreigners in that pathetic sissy game of soccer and surprisingly the crowds havent yet gone bezerk and killed each other en mass as they usually do, which would have been better than them all dying a slow death from Ebola or TB anyway....
Take hope...Tsunami season begins soon!
My prediction is that the Heat will lose and fall out of grace with the fairweather friends of Miami as quickly as they got there...and Miami and the Heat will deserve the humiliation...Miami sucks!
Good night and good riddance America!
Daryl Hannah was holed up in a walnut tree at an urban garden near downtown Los Angeles for much of the morning Tuesday.
Hannah and activist John Quigley were removed from the tree by firefighters in a cherry picker after protesting the eviction of farmers in an urban garden near downtown Los Angeles.
For years, about 350 farmers have been using the 14-acre land to grow crops and flowers. But the property owner, Ralph Horowitz, now wants to build a warehouse.
Now for the last month Darryl Hanna has been hugging this tree in protest of the owners decision to use his own property as he sees fit.
Hey Darryl! If you really care, why dont you and your hippie throwback pals just buy the property? Im sure that you and your Hollywood Bozo pals could raise the money.
This is what happens when you let a mermaid climb trees! Somebody give this gal some water...She's getting all scaly and crusty looking!
There are only two things that smell like fish...and one of them, is fish! In honor of her protest I had a nice piece of Tilapia covered with walnuts tonight. I barbecued it and it was delicious! MMMMM!
And in other news across the country,
City of Miami Commissioner Joe Arriola is still a complete arrogant idiot! No offense Joe you fatassed pathetic jerk!
That old fool Bill Clinton showed his ass as well by making a speech declaring that he and his former sidekick Al (Doomsday) Gore were now vindicated in declaring Republicans as evil earth hating monsters who were responsible for all of the global warming, and were without any morals.
Wow! Im wondering how much he (Clinton) was responsible for raising the earths temperature that night in the oval room while he was doing the "Cigar Insertion Thingy" Im sure it was warm in there! (The Oval Room, not the other thingy)
As Hillary Billy has often said..."It takes an idiot to molest a child" Ooops I meant, "It takes a child to "raise" an idiot" Er ahhh...oh nevermind....
And now the weather from Hell!
Tropical Storm Alberto was less than expected and all the idiots are cheering that the weather was less than expected...Its amazing how people can cheer over bad news thats less than they expected....Hey you clowns...start hoarding your gasoline, plywood, water and start practicing your bad manners and mean survival tactics and whining...
There are now three more tropical waves brewing in the Atlantic, and they are sure to visit Florida (the land called hell)very soon. The weather bureau says they are unlikely to visit south Florida with much impact, but im not buying any of it...in fact, as internet gambling sights begin gearing up for the latest craze in online betting...a new interest on hurricane betting has caught on and Im laying all bets on the eventuality of a major storm to hit Florida before July 4. Im willing to go 3-1 on Broward or Dade County getting clobbered before July 5.
More Stupid News:
Patrick Kennedy is in the news. Son of famous skilled driver Ted Kennedy, son Patrick appeared in court today for a driving infraction he committed last year by crashing his car, on his way to vote as a U.S. Congressman while under the influence of controlled substances. He was reluctantly sentenced to some minor public service duty and was excused without any further criminal record. Thanks dad for teaching me how to drive!
Rumor has it that dad Ted is going to begin swimming lessons for son Pat in case he has occasion to bring a date home over a bridge in the future....If only Jack coulda spent more time teaching John John to fly...
Sports:
In closing, some stupid foreigners beat some other stupid foreigners in that pathetic sissy game of soccer and surprisingly the crowds havent yet gone bezerk and killed each other en mass as they usually do, which would have been better than them all dying a slow death from Ebola or TB anyway....
Take hope...Tsunami season begins soon!
My prediction is that the Heat will lose and fall out of grace with the fairweather friends of Miami as quickly as they got there...and Miami and the Heat will deserve the humiliation...Miami sucks!
Good night and good riddance America!
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