Something occurred to me recently, after my recent first collision in traffic...ever...fucking ever!
I pulled into an intersection and was wammoed by an oncoming vehicle. I will admit no guilt here publicly, for fear of legal retribution...so suffice it to say, it was the other guys fault!
Nonetheless, My airbags which cost an additional several thousand dollars when I purchased the vehicle, failed to inflate. It has been several weeks since the accident occurred but I am just now realizing that the collision which should have caused my expensive airbags to inflate did not! Why? I paid for the airbags, and i certainly paid for the opportunity to see them work! Why did they not work? The oncoming car hit me at a speed of at least 35-40 mph.
More bullshit merchandise from the auto industry to make us safe? Yeah!
I am going to begin production on an after market economical version of these pricey airbags which i believe will do the same or better job as the $3000.00 version out of Detroit!
I wouldnt be surprised if the Chinese cars being introduced into our economy have these already!
Imagine the festive decor of your trashed out little Ford Fairlane with a shitload of cheap balloons inside to protect you. Not only will you be as safe as the pricey airbags would make you, but you can have a virtual party in your car all day long!
True, the law enforcement community will have a field day with you as you drive along the streets of your neighborhood, but at least you will be safe for only a few dollars. Yes, there will be some obstruction to driving but again, with enough balloons in your car, and they are much more affordable...you will be able to drive down the street hitting virtually every tree on the street and hardly feel a knock!
As the cheap party balloons deflate naturally, simply replace them with more cheap balloons! At $19.95 a pack you can party all year for about $300.00
Im always thinking...Like Ralph Nader....I have that kind of mind....
I pulled into an intersection and was wammoed by an oncoming vehicle. I will admit no guilt here publicly, for fear of legal retribution...so suffice it to say, it was the other guys fault!
Nonetheless, My airbags which cost an additional several thousand dollars when I purchased the vehicle, failed to inflate. It has been several weeks since the accident occurred but I am just now realizing that the collision which should have caused my expensive airbags to inflate did not! Why? I paid for the airbags, and i certainly paid for the opportunity to see them work! Why did they not work? The oncoming car hit me at a speed of at least 35-40 mph.
More bullshit merchandise from the auto industry to make us safe? Yeah!
I am going to begin production on an after market economical version of these pricey airbags which i believe will do the same or better job as the $3000.00 version out of Detroit!
I wouldnt be surprised if the Chinese cars being introduced into our economy have these already!
Imagine the festive decor of your trashed out little Ford Fairlane with a shitload of cheap balloons inside to protect you. Not only will you be as safe as the pricey airbags would make you, but you can have a virtual party in your car all day long!
True, the law enforcement community will have a field day with you as you drive along the streets of your neighborhood, but at least you will be safe for only a few dollars. Yes, there will be some obstruction to driving but again, with enough balloons in your car, and they are much more affordable...you will be able to drive down the street hitting virtually every tree on the street and hardly feel a knock!
As the cheap party balloons deflate naturally, simply replace them with more cheap balloons! At $19.95 a pack you can party all year for about $300.00
Im always thinking...Like Ralph Nader....I have that kind of mind....
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